Nicole’s Sponsorship Deals!
Here we will talk about Nicole’s sponsorship deals and stuff like that.
Nicole gets sponsored by Birds Eye to create a new “Victory Burger”. Rumours that this will contain a typical cyclist’s drug cocktail are unfounded. Instead, Nicole promises that the meat will come from specially selected Wick meat and that if demand proves too great she will, as the President of Wick, be forced to expand the village’s territory. We interviewed one of the resident yokel hillbillies of Wick but failed to get a literate response. “Ug” said the man we approached.
Wick Village Shop sponsors Nicole! The cycling star will reportedly receive at least £2 an hour in this new deal, continuing in the shop’s tradition of violating youngsters.