Nicole scoops “Best Cyclist” award at the Oscars!
In a revolutionary move, the film industry recognised the importance of cycling and added a “Best Cyclist” award. Nicole, naturally, won it.
In her speech she said:
“This is for every bikeless, pedalless cyclist out there who this award has opened so many doors for.”
“I would like to thank my Lawyer.”
“I rule. Good night.”
Nicole fought her way back on stage looking embarrassed and added “Keep driving Peugot!” as her sponsorship team looked on grimly.