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Nicole Joins Rich List

 

With the news that Nicole is now being sponsored by another dodgy mafia outfit, the top cyclist finally joined the list of Britain’s highest paid sports stars. Nicole currently earns £3.5 trillion every second. She is therefore second only to

 

Nicole buys ITV Digital!

 

Nicole’s lawyers informed the world yesterday that Nicole had bought out the struggling ITV Digital for “a packet of crisps and 10 monkeys”.