Nicoles Bike Explodes!
Today, it has been reported that Nicole
Cookes bike exploded on top of her car while driving in
Rumours that this event was due to the cycling goddess erratic driving have this evening been refuted by her brother Craig.
Impossible said Craig, while cutting out a picture of a woman from the newspaper Nicole is an absolutely superb driver!.
Oh bugger! I just cut her head off! he added.
It has also been suggested that Nicoles greatest rival, Some Cyclist Woman of Team Drugs, had sabotaged the Wickian Queens bike before she left.
However, the Directeur Sportif of Team Drugs, Ann Phetamine, claimed that Some Cyclist Woman was in a court case during the entire period of Nicoles journey.
Nicole believes that it was an attack by the
An accurate portrayal of Nicoles exploding bike:
Nicole in the Wick Mobile looking shocked as her bike explodes.